On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven packs of smokes
Nice gift. Oh...six packs of
two-four, Five golden toques (
Five golden toques),
Four pounds of back-bacon, Three French toast, Two turtle-necks, And a beer (in a tree) in a tree. Keep forgetting. Whew! This should just be the "Two Days of Christmas"; it's too hard for us! Go, hoser
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me (On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me) Eight comic books
B: OK, you know what you left out? D: What? B: Donuts! D: Oh, no!
B: I told you to get donuts. Either on the ninth day, or the tenth day or the eleventh day, but I want donuts!
D: OK, the song's over! Merry Christmas, everybody!
B: ...or, on the twelfth day, you could've got me a DOZEN donuts...
D: So... go out to the stores and get some presents!
B: You could've gone down to, like, the good donut shops where you buy a dozen, you get another one free, and then it'd be thirteen for the "Thirteen Days of Christmas"!
D: Next Christmas, you can get me a chain-saw!
B: Take off!
D:
Boy, that song was a beauty. It...it moved me
B: Yeah, I think it ranks up there with "Stairway to Heaven"
